coconut-cola:

once i went on a date

no i didn’t

(Source: hey-krista)

coconut-cola:

Must be a NEW follower of insultedteens (she follows back!)

I’m on her account and will be checking, liars will be blocked and not promoted!

coconut-cola:

that awkward moment when you are casually walking and holding your sweater and the sleeve decides to go between your legs and rape you.

coconut-cola:

i like boys until they come near me.

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coconut-cola:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like can I have some and I’m like no fuck off what do you think this is a charity

coconut-cola:

those bitches that ruin it for a little kid by telling them “santa isn’t real”.

(Source: coconut-cola, via coconut-cola)